Pub quiz questions

  1. Who remarked when Gertrude Stein complained she didn't look like a portrait he'd painted: 'You will Gertrude, you will?'
    Pablo Picasso

  2. Whose last words were supposedly 'Oh, bugger Bognor?'
    George V
    On being told 'that he would soon be well enough to revisit the town' on his deathbed

  3. Which UK Prime Minister claimed "A soundbite never buttered any parsnips?"
    John Major

  4. John Gielgud, on first hearing who's name said, "It's an interesting name: it sounds like a fart in the bath."
    Edward Woodward

  5. Which actor said, "One of my chief regrets during my years in the theatre is that I couldn't sit in the audience . . . and watch me"?
    John Barrymore

  6. Which member of the royal family went to America to complain that the British media 'hate anyone who succeeds'?
    Prince Edward

  7. Which 1999 movie was hyped: "Ever want to be someone else? Now you can!"?
    Being John Malkovich

  8. Whose 2004 US election campaign slogans included "Stronger at home, respected in the World?"
    George W Bush's

  9. Which explorer's final words were: "I am just going outside and may be some time?"
    Captain Lawrence Oates'
    17 March 1912

  10. Which actor said "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
    John Barrymore